Mancat Monday: Time for a Chin wag

Yes, it has been a while since our last chin wag with mums and dad in China fetching Sweet Pea(blog name for our sister). Fiona has spread a false rumor about my hiding while our home was invaded with ants. Nonsense I tell  you! Upon my notice of the ant invasion I immediately rounded them up for an identity parade to see who were the trouble makers, the leader of the gang and then marched them to the back door and ordered them to leave. I would have summoned the rozzer but there was no time so I took command and took care of the problem.  It galls me to think that Fiona is trying to ruin my good old chap image while she is the one who is bit round the twist.

For example: the reason Fiona sleeps with Sweet Pea is that she likes the soft comfy blanket on her bed. She slept in her bed the entire time mum and dad were in China and she thinks it's her bed and blanket.  As for the food, she hovers over Sweet Pea while she eats in hopes of stealing her food when mum and dad look away. If she could she would devour the entire plate and leave not a bit for the wee one. She should be nicked and given a long porridge for trying to steal the wee one's food.  Here I am salt of the earth, a real diamond geezer while she begs food from the little lass. What does the lass do, she laughs at Fiona. She will stop laughing one day when Fiona devours all her food and leaves her not a crumb on the plate.

Things have gone down hill fast since Sweet Pea came home. Now Fiona chases me and the lass tries to  take my Bowler. It's two against one and I am the odd chap out.  If that is not enough the lass tries to peel off my spots, the lass thinks they are stickers .  I guess she has never seen a cat with a Bowler or spots before. Maybe it's time to pack up my Bowler, Brolly, and spots and leave for a new home, one without little girls and dodgy felines. I would miss my mum and dad though. This requires more thought. What am I supposed to do?

Oh..well, time for a good solid kip once I find a new hiding place for me, my  spots and Bowler.

Cheerio...Tootles...Hip hip hooray and all that stuff!